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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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Our Wanker of the Week is Baroness Sarah Ludford, MEP for London and Liberal Democrat European Justice Spokeswoman.
 
The despicable "Foxy Ken" Livingstone let his mouth run away with his brain again recently and said to a Jewish reporter "But when reporters say to me I'm only doing this because it's my job... that's the same abdication of moral responsibility at the thin end of the wedge that in its most extreme and horrific version ends up with others being prepared to stand as a concentration camp guard".
 
Baroness Ludford was moved to make the following statement:
 
"Not only is Ken Livingstone acting like a political thug, but he has gone beyond tastelessness with this anti-Semitic outburst.
 
He should certainly apologise for these offensive remarks which come so soon after Holocaust Memorial Day on the 60th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz and coincide with the Community Security Trust report showing a shocking rise in anti-Semitic attacks especially in London."
 
Ken Livingstone needs to take more care that even if he favours anti-Zionism, he does not insult London by insulting Jews."

 
Many years ago (and I mean many years ago!) when I was young and green, I went out briefly with a very sweet girl called Ros. She really was a lovely girl and I was very fond of her but the relationship was doomed because she was, to be honest, rather thick. We had constant arguments because I would make the mistake of mentioning the concept of social class.
 
My father was a teacher and my mother was an office worker. To me (and them) this made me a member of the lower-middle classes. Had I come from, for instance, a coal-mining village I would no doubt have described myself as working class. If I'd gone to school at Eton or Harrow most people would consider me upper-class. In our rather class-conscious 1960s British society, these were facts. It never occurred to me to say that one class was better than another. At university I had mixed with people from varying backgrounds and had friends who sprung from solid artisan stock and others whose parents were landowners. But there was no point in denying that there were differences between us, differences of which we were all aware - we didn't all speak with the same accent, we didn't all wear the same clothes and at the end of term some of us went home in big cars and some in small cars, and some by train. So what?
 
Poor Ros couldn't cope with this at all. If I so much as breathed the word "class" she instantly accused me of snobbery. To describe the concept of class was, to her, to condone it.
 
Baroness Ludford is no better than my poor dim girlfriend - in fact, she's a lot worse because she should know better, as in her chosen path of life she must mix with some intelligent people who understand English. A few of them probably are English.
 
She should be able to tell the difference between naming a thing and condoning it. If I mention the Spanish Inquisition, that doesn't mean I'm in favour of it. If I mention the Spanish Inquisition to a Roman Catholic, that is no kind of insult to him or her. The Spanish Inquisition is something that happened. Why pretend it didn't?
 
She should be able to sift the meaning out of Foxy Ken's garbled blathering, and see that he didn't say …..
 
• "Concentration camp guards were a good thing"
• "You are Jewish and therefore you are a concentration camp guard"
• "You are Jewish and therefore you are behaving like a concentration camp guard"
• "You are like a concentration camp guard and therefore you are Jewish"
 
….. in fact he made no connection between the man's race and the fact that he was, in Foxy Ken's opinion, attempting to hide behind "just doing my job" in order to avoid responsibility for his actions - something that some ex-concentration camp guards actually did when taxed with their crimes.
 
So what are we saying here, Baroness? That to mention the words "concentration camp" in public is insulting? Or is it only insulting if you mention them to a Jew? Or are we saying that it's all right to be rude to a Gentile but not to a Jew? Possibly because it's the 60th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz and he might be feeling a bit sensitive?
 
In that case, would it normally be OK to be rude to a Gentile, but not if it was on June 23rd because that was the day his dog died? Or, to be on the safe side, perhaps we should allow a week or so on either side of June 23rd?
 
Perhaps we're saying that one should always pussy-foot around anyone who comes from any kind of ethnic minority just in case we say something that might have a bearing on his history or that of his race? Like mentioning slavery to a black man, or marijuana to a West Indian, or black holes to an Indian? In that case, Baroness, if we ever meet would you please be sure not to mention Basildon because I once had an unpleasant experience there?
 
Sorry, Baroness, but you're talking absolute drivel. I have no time for Foxy Ken at all, but in this case I hope he sticks to his guns and refuses to apologise. And I hope - probably in vain - that in time you may learn to understand the English language. If it's all right to use the term "English", that is - I shouldn't like to insult anyone.
 

 
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